Too Many Words

I wear many hats/goofy masks, and so a variety of people stumble across this page. I’d like to address certain concerns that may or may not have arisen but might in the future:

• This blog contains comedy postings. Some may be “adult-themed.” I tend to keep it clean but I’m not going to alter anything to maintain a PG-13 rating. If it doesn’t entertain you, I understand, and it doesn’t bother me. There are plenty of other websites you can read, and I’ll even provide you with a list to get started. As far as children reading it, well, kids will read what they want to read. If you don’t like your kids reading it, talk to them.
• Because a lot of it is comedy, a lot of it is exaggerated/twisted/spun/completely false. Don’t count on anything here to be the absolute truth. If I’m serious about something I’ve usually provided a source or citation. Investigate those as well. Learn to objectively and critically evaluate information, people.
• These writings are my perceptions - sometimes they’re unintentionally wrong. Don’t base your life off of my thoughts.
• This blog is in no way endorsed by, sponsored by, or acknowledged by the University of Maryland or my employer or clients, nor by the Long Reach Ice Hockey Club, Howard Huskies, USA Hockey, MSHL, CBHL, NCAA, or the NAACP.
• If you do actually feel strongly or have any questions about anything above, please do not hesitate to email me. I’ll try to respond seriously to your concerns.