The Perfect Graduation Gift

I know I’ve written about it before, but the Complete Calvin & Hobbes really is amazing. If you know anyone graduating soon (especially anyone from the University of Maryland who didn’t finish a CS degree but instead switched to Spanish and yet will still be a software developer) I can guarantee they would enjoy this […]

The Junior Goodwill Games

That’s what five hours from now will be like when I lace up the skates again for hockey tryouts for next year. No, I’m not trying out, I’m coaching. I feel like Emilio in D2, and I anticipate saying “Haven’t you guys been training in the off-season?” Chris, the requisite Averman, will reply “You know, […]

Random Thoughts On Movies & Life

Ever dislike someone and then find out they like Arrested Development? That’s a fucking disaster for me. Because usually I dislike people for being dumb, vapid, stereotypical, and generally a waste of carbon. I cannot comprehend how this person shares the appreciation I have for the greatest show in international television history.
I was walking […]

Call Me The Coca-Cola Coda

Today was another weather spectacular, with warm sunny sunshine and breezy breezes. I got up, designed a flier, went to class (where I actually had done the reading and knew what I was talking about for once in that crazy ancient lesbian Spanish class (that’s not derogatory, the class focuses on women in colonial Latin […]

Weiss Men

I woke up today and saw the beautiful weather outside. Well, I saw it on my computer and then looked outside and it was gorgeous - sunny and 75 ËšF - the first it’s been like this since January. Knowing that I had nothing on my schedule, my first thought was “baseball”. I im’d Wes […]

Furious At Another Movie Fan

Right now I am furious at an anonymous movie fan with undeniable good taste. I’ve been watching Mindhunters for the past hour and a half, despite the movie only being 106 minutes long. The disc is scratched and it keeps freezing. DVD Player on the Mac is pretty good at getting past the gashes, but […]

One Last Video & Some Other Stuff

Last YouTube video for a while, I promise. This is quite possibly the best clip from The Office ever posted. It even tops the Faxes From The Future™ Jim sent to Dwight.

Anyway, a whole bunch of stuff to talk about.

I updated the design of my main site a little bit. By update I […]

More Videos

You guys know I’m not one to frivolously embed YouTube videos on here. These two videos are by far the funniest things I’ve ever seen on YouTube. Tom sent me the first one a while ago, and now there is a sequel. Interesting note - Michael Naughton (Peter) is Chris the improv instructor from The […]

Things To Watch

Dwight: Hello. I don’t believe we’ve been introduced. Dwight Schrute, Assistant Regional Manager.
Andy: Andy Bernard, Regional Director in charge of sales.
Dwight: So you’ll be reporting to me then.
Andy: On the contrary.
Dwight: My title has ‘manager’ in it.
Andy: And I’m a director. Which on a film set, is the highest title there is. Do you know […]

Never Thought I’d Say This…

Eric Germann is my smartest friend. He’s the only one who reserved a ticket to this tonight, and it sold out so everyone will be “watching from home” as they say when discussing a sporting event. Except no one can actually watch from home so it’s just me and Eric. All good. Check back later […]