Drunk Humor

Thomas, Mike, and I are still drunk and now Mike is reading each of The Bureau member’s bios out loud and we’re all laughing. For some reason we think this is funny.
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Karaoke Night

I feel drunker than I have ever felt, but I know that I only had three drinks - two Rickards and an Upper Canada Dark. We went to Hoops Sports Bar and drank and sang karaoke as “The Americans”. Thomas can’t remember the name of our waitress - it’s Aicha, by the way - even […]

Beer + Comedy =

Canada.
So today…

Kevin, Matt, and I sat in the lobby planning the rest of the day. Thomas and Mike were still asleep until 2pm.
We went to Harvey’s, which was reported to be a “fantastic burger place” but is essentially Hardee’s. Like, they barely changed the color scheme. We were expecting Five Guys and we […]

Special Post By Kevin Doran

[Editor’s note: This feature will last for the duration of the trip and hopefully longer, as Kevin adds his perspective on the events so far. This was originally written as an email to his parents, so it glosses over some of the details of the trip.]
HELLO!
Greetings from Toronto, a city in Ontario, a region in […]

What Happens In Canada…

…goes on Facebook.
-Thomas Scholtes
Well, we made it. We left at about 4:30am and crossed the Peace Bridge into Ontario at 12:30pm. We made good time and didn’t have any problems converting miles to kilometers or dollars to loonies.

Once in Ontario, we stopped at Niagara Falls (Canadian-stylee, much better than the American side).

Mike and Thomas also […]

Delayed

Ok, so we’re not quite on schedule - if we were, we’d be crossing the border between Maryland and Pennsylvania right now. However, the first real winter storm of the year descended today and dropped as much as 3″ of snow per hour on the Northeastern seaboard. They are predicting as much as 30″ in […]

C! A! N! A! D! A!

I have a few hundred words typed up about the last 7 days, all of it spectacular, but it’s staying in the pipeline for a little bit while I continue to organize my thoughts.
You know why they are unorganized?
Canada. 20 hours. Toronto 2007 will top Orlando 2006 in every possible way except for in […]

Overkill

This has been one of the toughest weeks I’ve had to deal with in probably my entire life, and at a minimum the toughest of the last year. It’s amazing that it could happen now, as it was this bad even considering I just won a big-deal stand-up comedy contest for the first time ever. […]