One Fine Day

This week prior to Friday at 5:30pm = unbelievably awful.
The 36 hours since Friday at 5:30pm = very nice.
The Bureau performed some improv at TerpStock, and though we were thrown on-stage almost a half an hour before we were scheduled, and approximately 30 seconds after we arrived, we had a blast. After that, I […]

Goodbye, Windows

Our wretched species is so made that those who walk on the well-trodden path always throw stones at those who are showing a new road.
–Voltaire
Ok, so maybe I’m being a bit melodramatic, but I’m taking the plunge and not on my terms. Over the past few years, I’ve been on-and-off with Linux: dual-booting, running it […]

Bear vs. Croc

There are a couple things that we all know:

Steve Irwin, [one of] Andy’s hero[es], died September 4, 2006.
Steve was fulfilling the role of “Nature Hero”.
The position has been vacant for almost two months, and it was destiny that it should be filled on Saturday.

What happened on Saturday? It’s all explained in the […]

We All Just Love To Make Fun Of Andy

Well, since today was an absolute disaster after the running, I thought I’d simply write today off and leave you all with this gem. It comes from Mike this evening.
[00:04:19] Mike Gabaly: hey you know what i did today
[00:04:24] Yo Lopey: what’s that?
[00:04:50] Mike Gabaly: went to your too many words and […]

Knee Donor Wanted

I need new knees, so you just donate yours to me and get to relax all day in a wheelchair. If you’re someone I know, I’ll even push you around. It’s win-win. The knees must be in good condition - i.e. better than mine.

That’s what I wrote before I went running with Tom in […]

Moo!

No, Sing didn’t take over the blog - I’m referring to Moo, the online printing company that sent me these. Basically they translate virtual content (i.e. Flickr photos) to physical content (i.e. Moo MiniCards). Now while this may sound like a simple concept lacking any novelty, I did get the opportunity to get 10 of […]

We’re Going To Work Backwards

So this weekend was pretty incredible. That incredulity shall be evoked through a series of vignettes, tracing reverse chronological order. I think we’ll start with today, in which I bought the most expensive shoes that I’ve ever worn. [Editor’s note: I realized after I wrote this that I probably did spend more than this on […]

Viernes el 13

It’s Friday the 13th, which bothers a lot of people. Personally I pay it no heed, but then again, my brother was born on Friday the 13th, and by age 4 he had broken more bones than the other 5 members of my immediate family combined.
The good news is, he learned not to cry […]

Cold Is The New Hotness

Today the temperature dropped under 50* F for the first time since the spring, the NHL started this week, and on Sunday I’ll be studying for an exam (aka Hell is freezing over). All of these icy events convinced me that tonight was a momentous occasion - the first cup of hot chocolate of the […]

“The Irony Writes Itself, Sir!”

DC Police were called in to quell protests at Gallaudet, the university for the deaf & hard of hearing, because…
…wait for it…
…the protesters were yelling too loudly.
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