Ted Stevens Can’t Find The “ANY” Key

Ted Stevens, Senator from the fine state of Alaska, which gives us crabs and Graham, has no idea how the Internet functions. And when I say “no idea,” I don’t mean he gets the basic stuff but doesn’t understand IP subclasses and TCP port forwarding. I mean he literally thinks there are “tubes” that carry […]

Roger “Flounder” Ebert

This guy seriously needs a girlfriend and a drink.
I haven’t seen Superman Returns yet. It may be the biggest piece of crap ever. But most reviewers don’t seem to think so. According to Google, the average rating is a 3.5/5, and the Positive-Neutral-Negative breakdown is (14-5-5). Some are calling it the best Superman ever, […]